-dakota (the cranky one! [from lack of sleep not anything else sexists!


Voice Activated Dialing(Old lady in a car)Voice Activated Dialing
Car phone: Welcome to DirectDial, the simplest voice-activated dialing system! What would you like to do?
Lady: Call Sam.
Car phone: Calling Michael. Is this correct?
Lady: No. Call Sam.
Car phone: Calling Michael. Is this correct?
Lady: No! Call Sam!
Car phone: Calling Michael. Is this correct?
Lady: No! Stupid, stupid thing...
Car phone: Calling Sofa King. Is this correct?
Lady: No! And since when do I have the number for Sofa King?
Car phone: (laughs) You don't, I'm just screwing


Chapter 4 I got home from school later that day, put my stuff on my bed, finished my homework, and then immediately started mapping out my idea for Alexs poster. I was still going to use Lizs main thought, but I was just going to twist it around, and spell everything correctly. My phone buzzed in my pocket.Chapter 4
Hey ru working on my poster?
I typed back,
Yeah, right as we speak. What color do you want your poster to be?
I set my phone down and got the extra posters from my bedroom that I kept incase of emerg


Chapter 3 During school that day, all I could think about was the basketball game and what would happen. Taylor and I had agreed to meet up at my house after rehearsals, which were set to end earlier today since it was Friday. This gave us thirty minutes to go to my house, get changed then leave for the big game. When I saw Taylor after school during rehearsals she had a new friend with her. She was tall, with thin, brown hair and, big BIIIGGG bazoomas. I went up to talk to Taylor, wondering who this person was. &nChapter 3


Chapter 2Chapter 2Chapter 2
I had just landed a not so important role in my high school play, and even though I wasnt a main character, I put all of my energy into helping out in any way I could. The plays name was Shakespeare in Hollywood, and I loved the cast to death! I had been in one other play before this, and although the experience was fun and everyone apart of the play had worked hard, there were cliques and social groups, and since I wasnt high on the radar, no one really paid that much attention to me. However, with this play, I felt like I had more of a connection with everyone
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'May your horse never stumble,
Your cinch never break,
Your stomach never grumble,
And your heart never ache.'
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I'm Christian to the core.
Member of ~redwall-club
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There is always sleep between part and meet
with our usual words on the usual street.
So let us part like we always do...
And in a world without you
I'll dream of you.
When I come to, let us meet
with our usual words on the usual street.
~Re:CoM
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-Don't be timid. Don't be non-descript. Be a**holes. -Lily Tomlin
-When French people swear do they say pardon my English? - Random quote site
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There is always sleep between part and meet
with our usual words on the usual street.
So let us part like we always do...
And in a world without you
I'll dream of you.
When I come to, let us meet
with our usual words on the usual street.
~Re:CoM
--
-Don't be timid. Don't be non-descript. Be a**holes. -Lily Tomlin
-When French people swear do they say pardon my English? - Random quote site
--
There is always sleep between part and meet
with our usual words on the usual street.
So let us part like we always do...
And in a world without you
I'll dream of you.
When I come to, let us meet
with our usual words on the usual street.
~Re:CoM
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"Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know." - Ernest Hemingway
.:an ubergalatik gallery:.
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